e-tourettes

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When you type like a madman on the internet and it looks like you have Tourette's but you just had too much coffee and a bad day.

"I HATE MY MOTHER AND I WILL EAT HER", posted at 3 a. m. on MySpace

A tweet that said, "I CAN'T STOP TYPING THIS SHIT", 20 minutes later, he posted the same thing again.

A DM from someone who said, "I HAVE TROUBLE CONTROLLING MY FINGERS AND MY MOUTH", he was just eating a taco.

When you can't stop typing stupid stuff online because your brain is broken and your soul is screaming.

A message that read, "I'M A FREAK AND I KNOW IT", he was just trying to get attention.

A text that said, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT", he sent it to 12 people at once.

A comment on a forum that said, "I'M THE WORST", he wrote it in all caps and then cried.

When your fingers won't stop typing nonsense online and your brain is just along for the ride.

A post that said, "I CAN'T STOP TYPING THIS CRAP", he had to delete it 10 times.

A tweet that read, "I'M A LIVING TYPING MACHINE", he posted it 7 times in a row.

A DM that said, "I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY FINGERS", he was just typing with both hands and his feet.