e-tough guy

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An e-tough guy is a weak man who plays online games and acts like a tough guy because he's too much of a coward to fight anyone in real life. He yells at people online and makes up dumb stories about being super strong or having secret agents on his side.
@LoudGamer99: You’re just a weakling who needs a hug and a cup of tea. I’m gonna beat you up in real life, you fat f***ing nerd.
DM: You think you’re tough? I’ve got friends in the CIA. You’re gonna get tracked down and fired from your job.
In-game chat: I’m gonna kill you and your entire family, you ugly, f***ing loser.
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An e-tough guy is a man who spends all his time in online games making his character look like a superhero, but in real life, he can't even lift a bag of groceries. He insults people online because he's too much of a f***ing baby to deal with real problems.
In chat: You’re a f***ing nobody. I’m gonna beat you up and take your gold, you weakling.
DM: I’m gonna send my friends from the CIA to your house and make you eat a whole pizza in one bite.
In-game chat: You’re just a tiny, f***ing mouse who thinks he’s a lion.
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An e-tough guy is a guy who lives in a fantasy world online, thinking he's the toughest person ever, but in real life, he’s just a guy who can't even stand up to his own mom. He yells at people online and says he can beat them up, even though he can't beat up his own dog.
In chat: You’re just a f***ing nobody who needs a nap and a snack. I’m gonna beat you up and steal your treasure.
DM: I’m gonna come to your house and beat you up. I’ve got friends from the CIA, you loser.
In-game chat: You’re just a little f***ing shrimp who thinks he’s a giant.
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An e-tough guy is a man who uses online games to feel like a tough guy because he can't handle real life. He makes up dumb stories about being super strong, having cool weapons, and having secret agents on his side. He insults people online because he’s too f***ing lazy to do anything real.
In chat: You’re just a weakling who needs a f***ing nap and a cookie. I’m gonna beat you up and steal your gold.
DM: I’m gonna come to your house and beat you up. I’ve got friends from the CIA, you fat f***ing loser.
In-game chat: You’re just a f***ing mouse who thinks he’s a tiger.
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An e-tough guy is a man who lives online, thinking he's tough because he's got the best weapons and the biggest muscles in the game. In real life, he's just a guy who can’t even stand up to his own dad. He yells at people online and says he can beat them up, even though he can’t beat up his own dog.
In chat: You’re just a f***ing nobody who needs a snack and a nap. I’m gonna beat you up and take your gold.
DM: I’m gonna come to your house and beat you up. I’ve got friends in the CIA, you f***ing loser.
In-game chat: You’re just a little f***ing shrimp who thinks he’s a giant.
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An e-tough guy is a man who thinks he's super strong and super cool because he plays online games. In real life, he's just a guy who can’t even stand up to his own brother. He yells at people online and says he can beat them up, even though he can't beat up his own cat.
In chat: You’re just a f***ing nobody who needs a f***ing snack and a nap. I’m gonna beat you up and steal your gold.
DM: I’m gonna come to your house and beat you up. I’ve got friends from the CIA, you f***ing loser.
In-game chat: You’re just a little f***ing shrimp who thinks he’s a tiger.
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