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Flirting online like a dirty old man in a chatroom. Usually done in games where you can make your character wink, dance, or yell insults at other players.
Hey baby, wanna team up and kill dragons? I promise I won’t steal your loot.
Your avatar is hot. Let’s go raid a dungeon… or just flirt for 10 hours.
I just sent you a rose. It’s actually a chicken. But it’s still cute.
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Sending messages online like you’re trying to get someone to date you instead of just playing the game.
Hey, your character is cute. Let’s go on a quest together… or just stare at each other for 10 minutes.
I’m not messaging you because I’m bored. I’m messaging you because you’re hot.
You’re the best player I’ve ever seen. Also the best looking.
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Using the internet to flirt like it’s your full-time job. You’re too busy liking each other to actually win the game.
I just beat the boss. Then I sent you a heart. Now I’m distracted.
You’re my favorite player. Also my favorite person. Also my favorite crush.
We’re not just teaming up. We’re doing this for love.
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Flirting online so hard you forget you’re playing a game. You’re just trying to get someone to like you instead of actually winning.
Your character is cute. Also your voice. Also your eyes. Also your whole life.
I’m not sending you a rose. I’m sending you a rose because I’m desperate.
I just joined your party. Now I’m gonna flirt until we win the game.
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Messing around in online games just to get someone to notice you. You’re too busy making your character do silly things to actually play the game.
Your character just did a dance. I’m not distracted. I’m just being professional.
I sent you a chicken. Also a message. Also a heart. Also a curse.
I just beat the boss. Then I sent you a message. Now I’m distracted.
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