E to the M to the O

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A Washington gang started by kids that’s now famous and annoying as hell
E to the M to the O is like a kid who started a club and now it's everywhere.
You see them on the map, but they're just a bunch of kids who got lucky.
They're so popular now they think they're cool, but they're just a bunch of jerks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well, we know a little German. Dick und kurz. A wizard. A guy who thinks it's hilarious to torture animals.
He’s like a wizard who thinks hurting animals is a sport.
He’s the kind of guy who would torture a cat just to see it scream.
He’s the wizard who would turn your dog into a chicken just for fun.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’ll drive with your roommate on the freeway in a town far away so no one sees him.
He’ll drive with your roommate to some faraway town just to avoid being seen.
He takes your roommate on a long drive just to hide from the cops.
He drives with your roommate to the end of the world just to avoid getting caught.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’ll then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she’ll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out.
He’ll speed to your apartment, drop her off, and follow you like a creepy stalker.
He drops her off and follows you around like he’s lost.
He zooms to your apartment, drops her off, and follows you like a lost puppy.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Damage control. E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.
He likes to learn about you just so he can rat you out to everyone else.
He spies on you to betray you later.
He learns all your secrets so he can sell them to the highest bidder.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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If you try to get away from him, he’ll stalk you. If you show affection, he’ll call you a stalker.
He’ll stalk you like a psycho if you try to leave him.
He calls you a stalker if you’re nice to him.
He stalks you if you walk away, and calls you a stalker if you flirt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body-sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?
He said he dug a hole. Was it big enough for a body? Who knows.
He dug a hole. Was it before or after the massage parlor? No one knows.
He dug a hole. Was it for a body or just for fun? No one asked.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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All in all, you’d be best advised to keep your distance. Or he’ll get his burning man friend in on it too.
You should stay away from him. Or his burning man friend will come and burn you alive.
Don’t get too close. His burning man friend is ready to help.
Stay away. His burning man friend is waiting in the wings.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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