e-tits

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the girl version of e-penis but with more drama and less sense

My sister got e-tits and now she thinks she's a goddess.

He sent me a link for e-tits and I blocked him.

I got e-tits for my birthday and cried because I didn't know how to use them.

a fake set of tits that are way too big and never stop talking

My e-tits just asked me if I wanted to join a club.

I tried to sleep but my e-tits were too loud.

I got e-tits and now I have to answer questions from random strangers.

a thing girls use to look cool but it's just a big distraction

My e-tits distracted me during math class.

I got e-tits and now I can't focus on my job.

My friend got e-tits and now she's too busy flirting with the internet.