E Ticket Ride

My ex was an E Ticket Ride. I still have burns from her smile.

She walked in and I immediately got a hard-on. That’s what you call an E Ticket Ride.

My cousin said his girlfriend was an E Ticket Ride. He didn’t come home for three days.

My brother’s girlfriend is an E Ticket Ride. He doesn’t even want to eat meat anymore.

I told my friend he was dating an E Ticket Ride. He said, 'You don’t know my girlfriend.'

My mom said my dad was an E Ticket Ride. I didn’t believe her until I saw him naked.

My girlfriend is an E Ticket Ride. I begged her to stop, but she wouldn’t.

He said his ex was an E Ticket Ride. Now he’s crying in the corner.

My teacher said the new guy was an E Ticket Ride. Now he won’t stop talking to me.