e-tease

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A fake flirt who sends you messages online and says they want to go out but then ghost you or say they’re too tired to actually show up.

Hey, wanna hang out later? I’m sooo into you 😍

I’ll text you back when I’m not busy being a human dumpster fire.

I said I’d meet you at the mall. I’m still in my pajamas.

When you watch porn before sex because you’re too lazy to do anything fun, like actually talking to your partner.

I’ll be right there, just let me finish this scene.

This is easier than kissing you.

I’m not even pretending to be excited anymore.

It is what it is. No more. No less. No extra drama.

You said you’d come. You didn’t. That’s it.

I tried to be nice. You didn’t get it. That’s it.

I’m done. No more fake hope.