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When someone emails or IMs you with a super long story that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry and they think it’s the best thing since sliced bread
My cousin just told me about his cat's middle school experience. It was 12 paragraphs long and I had to read about the cat's best friend's mom's pet turtle.
My mom sent me a 3-page email about her day at the grocery store. I cried.
My friend IM'd me with a 20-line story about his cereal box. I wanted to throw my phone out the window.