E-Tagger

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A bunch of brainless Aussies who live in the burbs and think they’re cool. They talk like they’ve never heard a real sentence, work at places like Bunnings, and turn any decent bar into a disaster zone. They need E-Tags just to get out of their stupid suburb.
Why do they even need a pass? They’re just going to crash into the city and make everyone’s life worse.
I saw one try to order a cocktail and said 'I’ll have a beer, thanks.'
They’re like the human version of a traffic jam.
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Suburban dunces who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. They have voices like they’ve been chewing gravel, work at places like Kmart, and can turn a nice night out into a full-blown meltdown. They use E-Tags like they’re royalty.
They showed up at the club and started a fight over who had the loudest shout.
One of them tried to dance and looked like he was trying to escape a bear.
They showed up in a van that looked like it had been hit by a truck.
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A group of low-life Aussies who live in the burbs and think they’re the most important people on the planet. They work at places like Aldi, talk like they’ve got a sock in their mouth, and ruin every bar they go to. They need E-Tags to get out of their stinking suburb.
They showed up to the bar and started a fight over who had the biggest ego.
One of them tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
They came in a van that looked like it had been dragged through a mud pit.
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