e-tag

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a fancy way of burning your name onto a phone like it’s your ex’s face after you broke up.

My mom got an e-tag on her new iPhone. Now it looks like a cursed relic.

He etagged his laptop with his nickname. Now it screams at him every time he logs in.

The teacher etagged the classroom tablets. Now they all have her face and she’s always watching.

when a laser takes a permanent vacation on your device, and it’s your name or some stupid nickname.

My brother got etagged with his dumb nickname. Now his phone looks like a middle schooler’s diary.

She etagged her tablet with her crush’s name. Now it’s always there, even during math class.

The barista etagged my phone with her name. Now it’s like we’re married.

a permanent insult from a laser, usually your name or something you wish was never said.

My dad got etagged with his old job title. Now his phone looks like a punishment.

My friend got etagged with my name. Now his phone is haunted by me.

The boss etagged all the new phones with his name. Now we all have to suffer.

when a laser takes a liking to your device and etches your name on it like it’s your punishment.

My sister got etagged with her crush’s name. Now her phone is love sick.

My phone got etagged with my ex’s name. Now it’s like he’s back.

The teacher etagged my phone with my name. Now it’s like I’m in every class.

a permanent mark on your phone from a laser, usually your name or something you wish you could erase.

My phone got etagged with my name. Now it’s like I’m stuck with myself forever.

My mom etagged my phone with her name. Now it’s like she’s always with me.

The barista etagged my phone with her name. Now it’s like we’re in a relationship.