e-tab

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

drugs that make you feel like a god, but only if you don't vomit on your friend's shoes

I took 3 e-tabs and danced like a flamingo. My friend threw up on my shoe. Classic.

E-tabs are the reason I think I can fly. Also why I tripped into a trash can.

I took e-tabs and tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn’t respond. It just stared.

the only thing that can make a Monday feel like a party, unless you're hungover and crying in a toilet

I took e-tabs on Monday. Now I'm crying in a toilet. This is why I don't take e-tabs on Mondays.

E-tabs turned my Monday into a rave. Then I woke up and cried in a toilet. Worth it.

I took e-tabs on Monday. My brain was happy. My stomach was a crying mess.

a pill that gives you energy, but also the urge to punch your mom and sing in the shower

E-tabs gave me energy. I punched my mom. I also sang in the shower. I'm a hero.

I took e-tabs, sang in the shower, and then told my mom she was a vegetable. She didn’t like it.

E-tabs made me sing in the shower. My mom heard me. She cried. I felt bad.