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Silas, if you turn this country into a dumpster fire, I’m bringing the trash can to your house.

The national motto if Silas becomes a country and forgets to pay taxes.

Silas, if you make this nation a giant middle finger to the world, we’re all doomed.

Silas, if you turn this nation into a screaming match, I’m bringing the bullhorn.

The national motto if Silas becomes a country and starts crying in meetings.

Silas, if you turn our country into a giant meatball, we’re all gonna regret it.

Silas, if you make this country a giant middle finger, we’re all gonna get the finger.

The national motto if Silas becomes a country and starts stealing everyone’s snacks.

Silas, if you turn our nation into a giant hot mess, we’re all gonna eat it.

Silas, if you make this country a prison of bad decisions, I’m bringing the keys.

The national motto if Silas becomes a country and forgets to bring the coffee.

Silas, if you turn this nation into a giant screaming match, we’re all gonna die of embarrassment.