e-sustenance

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The stuff you need to keep your brain from exploding because you can't stop scrolling and texting all day long.

'I just got 12 notifications and I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.'

'If I don't post a story, my soul dies.'

'My mom called me, but I ignored it because my TikTok was sad.'

What you need to survive the madness of being online and not getting kicked out of your house by your parents.

'I told my dad I was doing homework, but I was just watching memes.'

'I got grounded for 2 days because I didn't answer my DMs.'

'My sister said I was 'living in the cloud' and I don't know what that means.'

The thing that keeps you alive while you're too busy being a keyboard warrior to eat or sleep.

'I fought a battle in Discord and forgot to eat my lunch.'

'My group chat is more important than my real life.'

'I got a message saying 'You're offline' and I cried like a baby.'

The reason you're still breathing even though you spend more time on your phone than with your friends.

'My best friend is my Instagram follower and that’s it.'

'I got a message saying 'We’re going to the mall' and I said 'No, I’m in a video call.''

'I texted my crush 50 times and he still doesn’t know who I am.'

The only thing keeping you from getting thrown out of the house because you’re too busy being online to do anything else.

'I told my mom I was going to bed, but I was just watching YouTube.'

'I got yelled at for saying 'I’ll talk to you later' instead of answering my call.'

'My dad said I was 'too online' and I don’t know what that means.'