e-stoning

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When you all light up like a bunch of stoner firecrackers but you do it through a computer because you’re too lazy or too far away to be in the same room.

I’m gonna hit that green button and pretend I’m at the party.

Chat room high? More like chat room wasted.

I’m just here to type 'weed' and 'munch' 10 times.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Smoking weed with your squad through a screen because you all live in different states and your mom won’t let you go out.

I’m doing this because my mom says I can’t go to the park.

We’re like the Zoom version of a group smoke session.

I just said ‘weed’ 13 times in the group chat.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you all smoke pot online because you're too broke or too shy to go out and actually buy some weed.

We’re just typing ‘weed’ and pretending we’re high.

I’m saving money for pizza, not for real weed.

I said ‘munch’ so hard I got a cramp.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Online smoke sessions where you all talk about weed like it's the most important thing in life and you’re all too lazy to actually smoke it.

I said ‘weed’ so much I got a new nickname: Weedy McWeedface.

I just stared at the screen for 10 minutes and called it a smoke break.

I talked about weed for 2 hours and didn’t even smoke.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you and your friends pretend to smoke pot through a chat because you all can’t be in the same room and you’re too dumb to just call someone.

I just said ‘weed’ and now I’m famous.

I called my friend ‘Weedman’ and now he’s mad.

I said ‘munch’ so much my mom asked if I was eating.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Smoking pot online because you all are too lazy to get up and smoke it for real and you just want to type ‘weed’ and laugh about it.

I just said ‘weed’ and now I feel special.

I called my friend ‘Weedman’ and now he’s my new best friend.

I typed ‘munch’ so much I got a new nickname: Munchy McMunchface.

by Slangipedia 4d ago