e-stalker

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A creep who lurks online like a fat kid in the back of the bus, digging up all your secrets just to feel important.

"I know your dog's name and your mom's phone number. You're not as cool as you think."

"He stalked me on TikTok for a year just to message me once."

"She found out my crush's Instagram password and texted him my full name."

A broke, lonely kid who spends all day on forums like they're the only thing keeping him from crying in a bathroom stall.

"He posted my lunch order on Reddit. I got 15 DMs from strangers."

"She found my ex's number by Googling his ex's name. Twice."

"He had a whole spreadsheet of my friends' birthdays and my mom's credit card number."

A guy who thinks he's a detective, but he's just a sad kid with a highlighter and a notebook full of garbage.

"He followed me to the mall and took a photo of my sandwich."

"She sent me a 200-word text about my hair color and my dad's job."

"He posted my old tweets on a website and called it a 'masterpiece.'"