e-ssociate

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When you call someone your friend online but would rather poop in their shoe than meet them in real life.

I’ve been talking to this guy for a year, but he still thinks I’m a cat.

She added me on Instagram, but I’ve never seen her face. I think she’s a ghost.

He said he’d come to my birthday, but now he’s 12 notifications behind.

Having a buddy on the internet who you chat with every day, but would rather get stabbed than talk to them in person.

I’ve texted her 100 times, but she’s still not coming to my house.

He says he’s my bestie, but he’s never left his room.

She’s been following me for months but still doesn’t know my name.

When you pretend to be friends with someone online, but you’d rather scream at a wall than see them in real life.

He’s my favorite person on the internet, but I’d rather fight a dragon than meet him.

We talk every day, but I still don’t know what she looks like.

She’s been my online friend for years, but she still doesn’t know my real name.

You think you know someone online, but when you finally meet them, you realize they’re not worth the trouble.

She was my favorite person online, but when I saw her in real life, I wanted to punch her.

He said he was my best friend, but he looked like a weirdo.

They followed me for a year, but now they’re just a weird face.

When you're friends with someone online, but you'd rather die than see them in real life.

She's my favorite person on the internet, but I'd rather get a tooth pulled than see her.

He texted me every day, but now he looks like a total loser.

They were my best friend online, but when I saw them, I wanted to run away.