E Sports Sadboy

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A guy who drinks so much G Fuel it looks like he's been dunked in it, and he spends all his money on COD skins just so he can look cool while playing with a bunch of people who don't even know who FaZe Banks is.

I just spent $100 on a skin pack because I heard the new loadout is 'meta.'

I don't know who the enemy is, but I'm gonna yell at them anyway.

I bought 20 packs just so I could have a 'legendary' skin that no one else has.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This guy hops like a bunny on Adderall while yelling at every COD streamer like they personally wronged him, and he'll probably end up in a chili factory with a sweat stain the size of Peru.

I did 100 bunny hops in 2 minutes and my legs are on fire.

I yelled at a streamer for 4 hours because he didn't use my favorite loadout.

I sweat so much I could open a chili factory and it would be on fire.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He uses TikTok so much that even if you threw a party with 1000 people, he'd be too busy filming it to actually have fun.

I posted 50 TikToks in one day and I don't even know why.

I filmed my breakfast, my shower, and my dog's face all in one take.

I made a TikTok just to show my face when I lost a game.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He has a shrine in his closet with FaZe Banks and FaZe Clan, and it's covered in crusted waifu pillow ejaculate and jizzum crumbs. He probably smells like a moldy gym sock.

My shrine has a picture of FaZe Banks and a used waifu pillow.

I put my old jizzum crumb-covered pillow next to FaZe Banks.

I don't know who FaZe Clan is, but I put them in my shrine anyway.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He buys every E Sports skin pack because he thinks they'll make him look cool, but no one else even knows what he's doing.

I bought 3 skin packs just because the new one was 'limited.'

I don't know what the skin does, but I look cool wearing it.

I spent $50 on a skin that doesn't even do anything.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He's so sweaty and gross that even Yokozuna would be like, 'What is this? A chili factory in Peru?'

I sweat so much I could start a chili factory.

I smelled like a sweaty gym sock and a chili factory combined.

I sweat so much my friend thinks I'm from Peru.

by Slangipedia 14d ago