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the annoying duty of keeping your online mess updated and not letting it look like a landfill
I posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat. It was a masterpiece. I got 2 likes. My mom liked it. I died inside.
My Twitter bio is 'Professional failure, amateur philosopher, part-time human.' It's been 3 years. I still haven't changed it.
I made a blog about how I hate my job. I haven't posted in 7 years. My followers are confused.