e-speak

When you type like a lunatic on the internet just to save time and make people feel like they're being tortured. You take the first letters of words and slap them together like they're your new best friend.

A way of typing so messed up that even your mom can't understand it. It's like trying to speak with your fingers and your brain is on fire.

When you send a message to someone and it's like you're trying to annoy them to death. It's mostly just letters and random stuff that makes no sense.

The evil tongue of internet losers who think they're cool, but are really just ugly old men from some weird country. They type like they're trying to make you cry and they use almost no vowels just to be extra annoying.