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A time when tech companies went from zero to hero in a blink, then crashed like a drunk man off a cliff, leaving everyone broke and mad.

My startup was the next big thing... until we spent all the money on neon signs that said 'FUTURE' in 3D.

We had a meeting. Then a conference. Then a whole damn convention. Now we’re broke and still talking about it.

We had investors. Then we had a logo. Then we had a bill from a guy who rented us a robot for a week.

When tech bros got too big for their britches, spent all the money like it was free, and ended up with nothing but a lot of debt and a lot of regret.

We turned a simple app into a global empire... then forgot how to use it.

We spent $10 million on a chair that could talk. Now it just says 'hello' and costs us $500 a month.

We promised the moon. Then we spent it on a toaster that only makes bagels.

A fancy name for when startups turned into big messes, wasted all the money, and left people screaming into the void.

We had a plan. Then we had a vision. Then we had a bankruptcy filing.

We were going to change the world. Now we're just paying the rent on a small office in a mall.

We had a logo. Then we had a website. Then we had a lawsuit from a guy who thought he was our dad.