e-smoke

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a tiny piece of junk that looks like a glorified pen but spits out fake smoke that smells like a burnt sock and a bad decision.
My e-smoke tastes like my ex's breakfast. I'm gonna quit tomorrow. Probably.
This e-smoke is so bad I think it's trying to kill me. Like it's got a grudge.
I bought this e-smoke for $10. It costs me $10 in dignity every time I use it.
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that one cigarette that’s been hiding in your drawer like a dirty secret, waiting for the day you’re out of smokes and you’re too lazy to go to the store.
That cigarette in my drawer is older than my first crush. It’s like it’s been waiting for me to fail.
I only smoke that one cigarette because I’m too proud to buy a new pack.
That cigarette in my drawer is like my ex. It’s been there for years and it still hates me.
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