e-smack

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When you send an email or message that cusses them out like they just stepped in a toilet and got sprayed by a fire hose. You also send a picture of your hand like you're going to punch their face through the screen.
I just e-smacked you because you said my hair looks like a raccoon was chewing it.
You called my mom a bad word. I sent you a photo of my fist and said, 'This is coming to your inbox.'
He said my joke was worse than his ex. I e-smacked him with a picture of my face screaming.
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If someone online says something so dumb it makes your brain scream, you tell them to slap themselves five times like they’re trying to wake up a dead goldfish.
She said I’m the worst singer ever. I told her to slap herself five times and called her a meathead.
He said my pizza was sad. I told him to slap himself until his hands were sore.
My friend said my joke was worse than a bad movie. I told him to slap himself and called him a loser.
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