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When a sick person yells about their sickness online so loud it gives other people the flu through their screens like they're being sprayed with sick juice.
'I've been coughing for a week and I'm still alive!', I died the next day.
'I ate one slice of pizza and now I'm dying!', I got food poisoning from the same pizza.
'I'm so sick I can't even breathe!', I got pneumonia from watching her tweet.
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When a sick person posts about being sick so much it makes everyone around them sick just from reading their bad vibes.
'I'm so sick I can't even text!', I got a headache from reading that.
'I've been throwing up since yesterday!', I threw up just thinking about it.
'I'm so weak I can't move!', I sat down and didn't get up for a week.
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When a sick person talks about being sick so much online it turns people into a bunch of sick zombies who can't do anything but complain.
'I'm so sick I can't even eat!', I ate three pizzas and still died.
'I'm so tired I can't even walk!', I walked a mile and collapsed.
'I'm so sick I can't even think!', I texted her back with a single 'ur a loser'.
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When someone is sick and they go online and brag about it so much it makes other people sick just from being annoyed.
'I've been sick for three days and I'm still alive!', I died from the annoyance.
'I can't even stand up!', I stood up and walked out.
'I'm so sick I can't even breathe!', I breathed and it made me sick.
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When someone is sick and they post about it online so much it gives other people the flu from being mad at them.
'I'm so sick I can't even go to school!', I went to school and failed.
'I'm so sick I can't even eat!', I ate and I got sick.
'I'm so sick I can't even talk!', I talked and yelled at her.
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When a sick person tweets about being sick so much it turns other people into a bunch of sick people just from being yelled at.
'I'm so sick I can't even sleep!', I slept and I had nightmares.
'I'm so sick I can't even move!', I moved and I broke my leg.
'I'm so sick I can't even think!', I thought and I got a headache.
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