e-shy

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A guy who thinks the internet is a giant meat grinder and he's the last piece of steak they'll throw in. He's too scared to post anything because he's convinced everyone is watching him like a hawk with a side of sh*t.

DM: 'I can't post that photo. What if my mom sees it? She'll die of embarrassment.'

Tweet: 'I saw a comment about my hair. Now I'm questioning my entire existence.'

Caption: 'I'm not hiding. I'm just doing damage control.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A human who acts like the internet is a wild animal that might bite him if he says something stupid. He's too scared to be funny because he's convinced everyone is out to get him.

Caption: 'I'm not being weird. I'm just being cautious.'

Message: 'I can't reply to that comment. My entire life depends on it.'

Status: 'I posted one thing. Now I'm on edge.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who thinks the internet is a big, loud, and judgmental classroom. He's too scared to speak up because he's afraid he'll say something dumb and everyone will laugh at him like he's a failed science experiment.

Tweet: 'I posted a meme. Now I'm waiting for the teacher to call me out.'

DM: 'I can't comment on that post. My brain is dead.'

Caption: 'I'm not hiding. I'm just trying not to blow up.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago