e-shugs

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A person who looks like a cat from the front but has the face of a human who just got yelled at by their mom.

My cousin is an e-shug. He meows at me but then yells at me for eating his snacks.

That girl is an e-shug. She looks like a cat but talks like she’s been grounded for a month.

My dog thinks my neighbor is an e-shug. He barks at him like he’s a thief.

A human who has the body of a cat but the soul of someone who got hit by a truck and didn’t ask for directions.

My friend is an e-shug. He looks like a cat but acts like he’s been yelled at by a hundred teachers.

My teacher thinks I’m an e-shug. I sit in class like a cat but I also talk back to her.

My brother is an e-shug. He’s got the body of a cat but the attitude of a grumpy old man.

A person who looks like a cat but talks like they’ve been kicked out of their house by their parents and their pet goldfish.

That guy in the park is an e-shug. He’s got the body of a cat but he’s got the mouth of a kid who got grounded.

My neighbor is an e-shug. She looks like a cat but she yells at the mailman like he owes her money.

My dog thinks my dad is an e-shug. He meows at him like he’s the king of the cats.