e-shanked

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getting absolutely destroyed online like your face was in a blender. It’s worse than being pwned and usually comes with a middle finger and a insult.

My cousin got e-shanked by a kid in the chatroom and now he cries every time he sees a computer.

That guy got e-shanked so bad he had to go to the hospital with a broken keyboard.

I got e-shanked by my ex and my mom saw the whole thing.

the internet version of getting stabbed in the back while your friend is distracted. It’s like being shanked but by a bunch of trolls in a chatroom.

I was e-shanked by 10 guys in a Discord server and now I hate chatrooms.

My dog got e-shanked by a kid who had no life.

My brother got e-shanked by his crush and now he’s too shy to talk to her.

a fat, old lady who acts like she’s 20 and posts online to flirt with young guys. She’s usually loud, fake, and smells like pizza and regret.

I tried to meet Cyndi but got stuck with Gladys who had a cat named Kevin.

That e-shank lady came to the bar and tried to flirt with my dad.

My friend went to meet his crush and ended up with a grandma who still uses AIM.