e-scatological punishment

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A fancy way of saying you get punished by the internet gods with poop porn on Judgment Day.
The Final Judgment hits and all I see is a giant turd on a screen.
God says, 'You thought you'd skip the punishment? Think again, you smelly sack of trash.'
I was watching cat videos and got zapped with a poop stream.
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The apocalypse hits and the only thing you get is a never-ending video of someone's butt.
I was eating a taco and got stuck watching a guy's poop go flying.
The sky fell and I was still stuck on the toilet.
I died and my punishment was a million poop streams.
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The internet decides to make you suffer by showing you the worst scat videos when the world ends.
I was about to get a promotion and got stuck with a poop video instead.
The Rapture came and I got a turd in my face.
The world exploded and I was still watching a poop stream.
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