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A magical goo that turns you into a half-witted savage with the brainpower of a pigeon. Only the worst of the worst chavvs and townies can handle its power. It’s like heaven, but also like being hit by a bus.
I ate e-sauce and now I think I’m a Roman Emperor and a kangaroo.
My cousin tried e-sauce and started singing show tunes in the middle of the street.
I got e-sauce on my face and now I think I’m a wizard who lives in a shoe.