e-sassinate

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You don’t just unfriend someone. You block. You ban. You delete them from every app. You do this because they told the world your secrets and you’re too angry to let them live.

My cousin posted a video of me crying at a funeral. I e-sassinated her on every platform.

He tagged me in a tweet about my failed relationship. I e-sassinated him so hard he couldn’t even log in.

She posted a picture of me eating a whole pizza alone at 2 a. m. I e-sassinated her forever.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You erase someone from your life. Not just on Facebook. Every app. Every site. Because they ruined your day and you had no choice but to make them pay.

She put my face in a meme about my bad hair. I e-sassinated her on all platforms.

He posted a story about me failing a test. I e-sassinated him until he couldn’t breathe.

My mom tagged me in a photo of me eating spaghetti with my hands. I e-sassinated her for being a traitor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You take out your anger on someone. You block them. You ban them. You delete them. Because they told the world your embarrassing stories and you had no more mercy.

He posted a video of me singing in the shower. I e-sassinated him from every app.

She put my face in a meme about my failed relationship. I e-sassinated her so hard she couldn’t post anything.

My dad tagged me in a photo of me eating a whole cake at 1 a. m. I e-sassinated him for being a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You don’t just unfriend someone. You delete them from every place. Because they told the world your secrets and you had no choice but to destroy them.

She posted a video of me crying in public. I e-sassinated her from all apps.

He put my face in a meme about my failed relationship. I e-sassinated him forever.

My mom tagged me in a photo of me eating a whole burger at 3 a. m. I e-sassinated her for being a traitor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago