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A loud fart sound coming from a woman’s butt when a shemale is near
My aunt let one rip during a Zoom call with my cousin’s boyfriend
I heard it during a yoga class and had to leave
My mom did it in the middle of a church service
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When you’re so happy about your kid being alive that you’re ready to cry and hug them
I saw my son graduate and cried like a baby
My dad came home from the hospital and was sobbing
My sister’s kid survived a car crash and we all cried
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E-San is the boss of everything, made the world, and is stuck between heaven and hell because he’s too good for hell but not good enough for heaven
My teacher said E-San is like a god who’s stuck in traffic
My brother thinks E-San is a guy who hates decisions
My mom says E-San is just tired of being perfect
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When you look like a kid but act like you’ve been through hell and back
My uncle looks like a kid but yells at everyone
My neighbor’s kid acts like a 50-year-old
My cousin looks 12 but talks like a grandpa
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