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When someone is as far away as possible but can be yelled at through a phone or text like they're in the same room.
'I'm not even here, but I'm getting a text at 2 a. m. about your dumb choices.'
'You're on the other side of the country, but I can still send you a message and expect a reply.'
'I'm not in the house, but I'm still getting called out for my mistakes through my phone.'
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Being nowhere near someone but still getting roasted through electronic messages like you're sitting right next to them.
'You're on a plane, but I'm still texting you about your dumb decisions.'
'You're in another state, but I'm still sending you a message and expecting a reply.'
'You're not even home, but I'm still roasting you through my phone.'
3
When you're not physically there but still get yelled at through a phone or text like you're right in front of them.
'You're not here, but I'm still screaming at you through my phone.'
'You're at school, but I'm still texting you about your dumb choices.'
'You're not even in the house, but I'm still calling you out through my phone.'
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When you're not there, but you're still getting texted like you're in the same room and you have to reply or you're dead.
'You're not even here, but I'm texting you and you better reply or I'm coming to your house.'
'You're on vacation, but I'm texting you and you better reply or I'll haunt you.'
'You're not even in the same city, but I'm texting you and you better reply or I'm mad.'
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When you're not physically around, but you're still getting yelled at through a phone or text like you're in the same room and you're getting roasted.
'You're not even here, but I'm still screaming at you through my phone and roasting you.'
'You're in another state, but I'm still texting you and roasting you like you're right in front of me.'
'You're not even in the house, but I'm still texting you and roasting you like you're in the same room.'
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