e-ross

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When you reverse your car like a complete idiot and smash it into something else because you're too distracted by your phone or your face.

My cousin e-rossed his brand new BMW into a pole because he was texting his ex.

She e-rossed her car into a mailbox while trying to look cool.

He e-rossed his dad's car into a tree while trying to prove he's the best driver ever.

When you stick your junk in a taco until you cum and then try to dance like a hunchback while people laugh at you.

He e-rossed a taco so hard he cummed in the middle of the street.

She e-rossed a taco and then did a dance that made everyone snort-laugh.

They e-rossed tacos at the party and then did a hunchback dance on the turntables.

When you yell 'WOOOOOO!' so loud it sounds like a goat got hit by a truck.

He e-rossed by yelling 'WOOOOOO!' so loud the neighbors called the police.

She e-rossed during the game and scared the dog.

They e-rossed in the park and made a kid cry.