Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you’re so high you think you’re a god and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.

I just smoked 10 blunts and now I’m gonna levitate.

My mom called me and I told her I was gonna turn her into a toaster.

I ate my lunch and now I’m a superhero.

2

so high you can’t tell your pants from your brain and you’re yelling at the ceiling.

I was high and told the ceiling it owed me money.

I tried to wear my brain as a hat and it didn’t fit.

I said my pants were trying to steal my soul.

3

being so high you think you can fly and you’re screaming at the sky.

I tried to fly and ended up crashing into a tree.

I told the sky I was gonna beat it up later.

I said my feet were gonna start growing wings any minute.

4

when you’re so high you think you’re a wizard and your dog is a dragon.

I told my dog he was a dragon and he looked at me like I was crazy.

I waved my hands and said a spell to make my coffee taste like magic.

I tried to summon my neighbor and got a door slammed in my face.

5

so high you think you can talk to ghosts and your fridge is a time machine.

I asked my fridge where it was from and it said 1987.

I told the ghost in my closet he had bad fashion sense.

I tried to go back in time to fix my breakfast.

6

when you’re so high you think you’re the president and your socks are the cabinet.

I said my socks had to approve my new policy.

I told my socks they were being fired.

I held a sock convention in my living room.