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A fancy way to say your wife or girlfriend is giving you the side-eye and talking trash behind your back. It’s like she’s shooting estrogen lasers straight at your brain.
Why are you still wearing that stupid shirt? You look like a hot dog in a suit.
You forgot my birthday again. I’m gonna make you regret it.
You think you’re funny? I’ve seen funnier than a broken toilet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your girl friend or wife is being a total pain in the ass and it’s all because of her woman hormones. It’s like she’s using estrogen as a weapon.
You’re gonna regret not bringing me coffee this morning.
You’re gonna be the one eating the last slice of pizza.
I swear, if you don’t stop talking to your phone, I’ll take it and throw it in the trash.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to say your wife or girlfriend is being a complete brat, and she’s doing it because of her woman stuff. It’s like she’s using estrogen to make you feel like a fool.
You’re gonna get a real taste of my estrogen power.
You think you’re funny? I’ve seen funnier than a broken toaster.
You forgot my anniversary. I’m gonna make you forget your own name.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to describe your wife or girlfriend being a total pain and giving you the evil eye because of her woman stuff. It’s like she’s using estrogen to annoy the living daylights out of you.
You think you’re funny? I’ve seen funnier than a broken lamp.
You forgot my birthday, and I’m not happy.
You’re gonna regret not bringing me a gift.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your wife or girlfriend is being a total witch and giving you the side-eye because of her woman stuff. It’s like she’s using estrogen to make you feel like a dummy.
You think you’re funny? I’ve seen funnier than a broken sink.
You forgot my favorite snack. I’m gonna make you eat it for breakfast.
You’re gonna regret not listening to me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to say your wife or girlfriend is being a total pain and giving you the evil eye because of her woman hormones. It’s like she’s using estrogen to make you feel like a complete idiot.
You think you’re funny? I’ve seen funnier than a broken chair.
You forgot my favorite song. I’m gonna make you listen to it 10 times.
You’re gonna regret not bringing me something.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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