e popik

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An e popik is like a human version of a saint, but with better fashion sense and less patience for stupid people.

She gave me $20 for my broken phone and then asked why I didn't just buy a new one.

She cried when I failed my test but still said I was the best friend ever.

She wore a dress to my mom's funeral and called my dad a 'disgrace to the family.'

You can count on an e popik to be there when you need her most, even if she's also mad at you for being an idiot.

She showed up at my jail cell with a sandwich and a look that said 'I’m not going to explain this.'

She sent me a 30-minute voicemail about my bad haircut.

She gave me a pep talk before my big presentation and then made me eat a whole pizza.

An e popik has eyes that could make a prince weep and a style that could make a fashion critic cry.

She showed up to my birthday party in a suit and a hat and called my outfit 'a disaster.'

She wore a dress to my dad's wedding and said he looked like a 'lost puppy.'

She gave me a makeover and then called my hair 'a fire hazard.'

An e popik will listen to your drama, but she will also tell you exactly what you did wrong.

She listened to my whole sob story and then said I was overreacting.

She let me vent about my ex for an hour and then called him a 'disaster in human form.'

She said she was listening to my problems and then texted me a list of everything I did wrong.

An e popik is the kind of person who will help you out, even if she doesn’t get anything in return.

She gave me her lunch when I forgot mine and then asked why I didn’t just buy a sandwich.

She helped me move and then said I should’ve called her earlier.

She gave me her phone when mine died and then said I was lucky I had her.

An e popik is like a parent who still thinks you’re a kid, but also knows you’re a mess.

She told me I was going to fail my test and then sent me a study guide.

She gave me her old jacket when I lost mine and said I was ‘a disgrace to the family.’

She made me do my homework and then said I was ‘a disappointment.’