E-Poop

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Pooping on your laptop while you're online, like you're too lazy to get up and actually go to the bathroom.

I was watching memes and I had to go poop. I just did it on my laptop. It was a masterpiece.

I was playing Fortnite and my pants were soaked. I didn't care. I was winning.

I had to go poop during a Zoom call. My boss saw it. He didn't say anything. He just left.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Cleaning your computer like it's the inside of a garbage can. You throw out everything that doesn't matter.

I deleted 100 emails just to get one working program. It was worth it.

My computer was so full of junk, I had to delete everything. Even my cat's photos.

I cleaned my computer so much, I forgot what I used it for.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you take Ecstasy and you get the urge to poop right after, but before the pill kicks in. Then you don't poop for a whole day, which is the worst.

I took an Ecstasy and I had to go poop. I was like, 'Wait, this pill is supposed to make me feel good.'

I took two pills and I pooped halfway through. Then I didn't poop for 12 hours. It was torture.

I took Ecstasy and I had to go poop before it even worked. That was the worst part.

by Slangipedia 14d ago