e pluribus punim

My cousin tried to date six girls at once. Now he's stuck with a hot librarian.

That group chat had 20 people. Now it's just my ex and her new guy.

There were ten guys in the band. Now there's just me and my guitar.

My mom picked 10 guys for me. Now I'm with the one who still texts me.

That football team had 11 players. Now it's just me and the ref.

There were 12 contestants. Now it's just me and my cat.

My class had 30 people. Now I'm the only one who didn't fail.

There were 15 singers. Now it's just me and my mic.

That party had 20 people. Now it's just me and my pizza.