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When your coworker saunters over and lets out a fart so loud it could wake the dead and then bolts like they’re running from a flaming toilet.

My coworker walked up to me and let one rip so loud I thought my coffee cup would explode.

He came by my desk and farted like he was trying to beat the world record and then sprinted out of the office.

She walked right up to me and let out a fart that could clear a room and then ran like she was being chased by a angry squirrel.

When a coworker comes up behind you and lets out a fart so smelly it’s like you’ve been trapped in a sewer for a week.

He snuck up behind me and let one rip that smelled like old socks and rotten eggs.

She came up from behind and farted so bad I almost ran out of the building.

My coworker surprised me with a fart that could knock someone out and then walked away like it was nothing.

When your coworker walks over and lets out a fart so loud and smelly it’s like they just exploded and then ran for their life.

He walked up and let out a fart that was louder than my alarm clock and smelled like a dead raccoon.

She came by and farted so bad I thought I was going to start crying from the stench.

He walked up, let out a fart that could be heard in the next office, and then ran away like he was running from a dragon.