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A person who gets stuck on a bunch of online dating apps, none of them靠谱, and they don’t even check if people are who they say they are. It’s like dating in a circus without a net.

Trying to find a date on 7 apps at once, and none of them work.

Got scammed by a guy who turned out to be my ex’s cousin.

Went through 20 profiles and they were all fake.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who wastes their life signing up for every dating site known to man, and none of them even bother to verify if people are real. It’s like fishing in a sewer.

Signed up for 12 apps just to find out my crush was on 3 of them.

Got matched with my boss and had to pretend I was single.

Tried to message someone and they didn’t even respond.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who’s so desperate for a date they join every dating site, and none of them let you check if people are legit. It’s like trying to find love in a junkyard.

Joined 5 apps in one day and got 100 messages from strangers.

Got matched with my neighbor and he asked me out.

Got a message from a guy who said he was a billionaire, but he turned out to be my cousin.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who ends up on every dating app, and none of them let you tell if people are real. It’s like dating in a maze with no exit.

Went through 15 apps and still haven’t found a date.

Got matched with my friend’s crush and had to pretend I didn’t know him.

Got a message from someone who turned out to be my brother.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who gets stuck on all the dating sites, and none of them let you know if people are who they say they are. It’s like dating in a prison with no escape.

Signed up for 10 apps and still haven’t found a date.

Got matched with my crush and had to pretend I was single.

Got a message from someone who said they were rich, but they turned out to be my coworker.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who wastes their life on every dating app, and none of them let you check if people are real. It’s like dating in a nightmare.

Joined 8 apps and got 50 messages from strangers.

Got matched with my teacher and had to lie about being single.

Got a message from someone who said they were a movie star, but they turned out to be my uncle.

by Slangipedia 4d ago