Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who's got a bunch of online whores doing his bidding.

Hey, I just got 3 new cyber hoes today. You want to see them?

I'm like a king with a harem of text-based sluts.

I got one girl to send me a naked selfie and another to text me every hour.

2

A man who's so desperate he uses every dating app like it's a lifeline.

I've matched with 50 girls on Tinder. None of them want to talk.

I joined 12 apps just to get a date. I'm not even funny.

I spent $200 on dating apps and got 2 messages. One was from my ex.

3

A guy who thinks he's the king of the internet because he can chat up anyone.

I told my ex I'd be with someone better. Now I'm stuck with 4 new girls.

I can make any girl send me a nude pic if I whisper in her ear.

I got 3 girls to text me at the same time. I was confused.

4

A guy who hits on girls online like he's in a competition.

I hit on my teacher online and got suspended.

I told my mom I was dating a girl. She said I was lying again.

I messaged my neighbor and she blocked me.

5

A man who makes money online like he's robbing banks.

I made $500 last week just by selling my old phone.

I got paid to chat with a girl for 2 hours. I was tired.

I got scammed for $200. I was stupid.

6

A guy who tries to flirt with someone on the forum but it's totally weak.

I said 'Hey, you're cute.' She said 'Thanks, you're annoying.'

I tried to impress her with my 3-line message. She didn't care.

I sent her a joke. It was bad. She laughed at me.

7

A guy who hits on girls online like it's his full-time job.

I messaged 10 girls today. None of them replied.

I got 3 likes on Instagram. I'm so proud.

I sent my ex a message. She ignored me. I was sad.