Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When someone ignores your email so long it’s like you sent it to a dead pigeon.

I emailed him last week. He still hasn’t replied. I might as well have sent a letter to the moon.

She got my email two days ago. Now I’m thinking about hiring a real pigeon.

I sent a reminder. He still didn’t reply. I’m starting to think he’s a ghost.

2

When someone takes so long to reply, you might as well have thrown your email into the trash.

I sent the email on Monday. He replied on Thursday. I was already dead inside.

I asked for a response by Friday. He replied on Sunday. I gave up.

I sent the email. He replied. I was surprised.

3

When someone answers your email so late, it's like they're doing it from a different planet.

I sent the email at 8 a. m. He replied at 8 p. m. I was confused.

I sent the email on Monday. He replied on Wednesday. I was ready to quit.

I sent the email. He replied. I was shocked.

4

When someone takes forever to reply, it's like they're busy pooping or something.

I sent the email at 9 a. m. He replied at 4 p. m. I was tired.

I sent the email last night. He replied this morning. I was ready to scream.

I sent the email. He replied. I was relieved.

5

When someone takes so long to reply, you might as well have sent a letter to a rock.

I sent the email on Monday. He replied on Friday. I was mad.

I sent the email. He replied. I was confused.

I sent the email. He replied. I was disappointed.

6

When someone answers your email so late, it's like they're hiding from a monster.

I sent the email at 10 a. m. He replied at 6 p. m. I was tired.

I sent the email on Tuesday. He replied on Thursday. I was ready to quit.

I sent the email. He replied. I was happy.