Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your e-penis gets yanked out so fast it screams for mercy.

Bro just got e-penectomized by a tweet. Poor guy.

That meme hit me like a truck. E-penectomy confirmed.

My e-penis is gone. I’m just a sad bag of pixels now.

2

Your e-penis gets chopped off so quick it doesn't even get to say goodbye.

Got e-penectomized by a viral video. My life is over.

My e-penis just died. No warning. No mercy.

E-penectomy: the only death I needed.

3

Your e-penis gets taken out so fast it’s like it never existed.

I got e-penectomized by a DM. I’m still processing.

My e-penis is gone. I’m just a guy who used to have one.

E-penectomy: the end of my digital glory.

4

Your e-penis gets yanked off so fast it doesn't even get a chance to cry.

E-penectomy by a tweet. My e-penis is dead.

My e-penis just vanished. No explanation.

E-penectomy: the only thing I needed to be happy.

5

Your e-penis gets ripped out so fast it screams and runs away.

Got e-penectomized by a meme. My e-penis ran for its life.

That meme was so strong. My e-penis got e-penectomized.

E-penectomy: the only thing I needed to feel alive.

6

Your e-penis gets chopped off so fast it doesn’t even get to say hello.

E-penectomy hit me like a ton of bricks. My e-penis is gone.

My e-penis just got e-penectomized. No hello. No goodbye.

E-penectomy: the only thing I needed to be happy.