Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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E-peen is your online penis size. It's how big your ego is and how much people fear you.

'You think you're big? I've got a 12-inch e-peen and I'm not afraid to use it.'

He posted a meme about his e-peen and got 10,000 likes.

She called him a e-peen chump for saying he had 10 e-peens.

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E-peen jousting is when people fight online with their egos. It's like a battle of who's bigger.

They started e-peen jousting over who had the bigger e-peen in the group chat.

He called her a e-peen jousting chump and it started a war.

They e-peen jousted for 3 hours straight just to prove who was better.

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E-peen is your online cock size. It's how much you brag and how much people hate you.

He said his e-peen was 20 inches and no one believed him.

She posted a picture of her e-peen and it got 5000 likes.

They e-peened each other for an hour and no one won.

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E-peen jousting is when people post dumb stuff online to show how big their e-peen is.

He e-peen jousted with a 10-year-old and lost.

They e-peen josted over a pizza and it got messy.

She e-peen josted him for 2 hours and he gave up.

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E-peen is the fake cock size you claim online. It's how much you lie and how much people laugh at you.

He said his e-peen was 20 inches and everyone laughed at him.

She posted a fake e-peen picture and it went viral.

He e-peened his friend for saying his e-peen was 15 inches.

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E-peen jousting is like a cock fight but with words and online posts.

They e-peen josted with insults and it got messy.

He e-peen jousted his friend for 3 hours straight.

They e-peen josted over a meme and it started a war.