Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your online ego, like your peen but made of pixels and trash talk.

"I flex my e-peen every time I beat you in Fortnite."

"He has an e-peen so big, it blocks the sun."

"Her e-peen is so huge, it's like she's got a whole army inside her."

2

The digital version of a peen, used for bragging on the internet like a chad with a bad hair day.

"I got a 100 kills, my e-peen is on fire!"

"He’s got an e-peen so big, it's like he's got a second head."

"She flexes her e-peen like it's the final boss of the internet."

3

When you show off your online skills like a peacock, but with more attitude and less feathers.

"I showed off my e-peen in the lobby like I own the game."

"He flexes his e-peen every time he wins a match."

"She flexes her e-peen so much, it's like she's trying to break the internet."

4

A peen made of bits and bytes, used for flexing online like you're the king of the internet.

"My e-peen is so big, it's like I've got a whole server inside me."

"He flexes his e-peen every time he logs in."

"She flexes her e-peen like it's a side hustle."

5

A nerdy kid who spends all their money on a fancy computer, just so they can flex their e-peen like they're rich.

"He spent all his money on a new GPU just to flex his e-peen."

"She bought a whole computer just to flex her e-peen."

"He dropped a thousand bucks on a new CPU just to flex his e-peen."

6

When you say peen on the internet, but you're too lazy to write the full word.

"I said e-peen in the chat because I was too lazy to type."

"He used e-peen in his tweet because he’s a lazy chad."

"She said e-peen in her DM because she’s too lazy to spell it right."

7

The feeling you get when you kill someone in a game and your e-peen is so big, it's like you're the god of the internet.

"I killed him in the game, my e-peen is so big, it's like I'm the king of the internet."

"She killed her enemy in the sky, her e-peen is so huge, it's like she's got a whole army."

"He slaughtered his opponent in the game, his e-peen is so big, it's like he's the final boss."