Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pervert who uses the internet to trap kids who are still in middle school

Hey kid, wanna see my 400-pound pet raccoon? It’s gonna eat you if you don’t click the link.

Your mom’s in my photo album. She’s wearing pajamas and a sandwich.

I’m gonna send you to jail if you don’t send me a selfie.

2

A creepy adult who messages kids online just to make them feel weird

Your dog is my cousin. He says hi. Also, your pants are on fire.

I’ve been following you for 12 years. I know where you live.

Your teacher is my ex. She says you’re annoying.

3

A gross adult who sends dirty pictures to kids just to be gross

Your chicken nuggets are my favorite. Also, I have a picture of my foot.

I took a photo of my cat wearing a crown. It’s majestic.

Your lunch is now my lunch. Also, I took a selfie with my toes.

4

A man who uses the internet to talk to kids like they’re his best friend

Hey, wanna be my best friend? I’ll give you a cookie. Also, I have a pet snake.

Your dad’s my brother. He says you’re a crybaby.

I’m gonna invite you to my birthday party. It’s gonna be loud and messy.

5

A gross adult who messages kids just to make them feel weird and gross

Your pants are on fire. Also, I took a picture of my face.

Your mom says hi. She’s wearing a hat made of socks.

I’m gonna eat your lunch. Also, I have a picture of my nose.

6

A creepy adult who messages kids just to mess with their heads

Your teacher is my dad. He says you’re a troublemaker.

Your pet goldfish is my cousin. He says hi.

Your lunch is now my lunch. Also, I took a picture of my toes.