e-panic

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When you press Enter and your brain explodes because you messed up your tax form like a total idiot.
I just hit Enter and my life is over. I put my dog’s name as my social security number.
I filled out my taxes like I was doing a math test, and I failed.
I put my ex’s name on my tax form and now I’m paying for his vacations.
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The moment you hit Enter and you’re like ‘Oh no, I just signed my soul over to the IRS because I can’t do basic math.’
I hit Enter and realized I’m paying for my mom’s second divorce.
I just sent my tax form and now I’m paying for my brother’s weed money.
I filled out my taxes like a toddler and now I’m in trouble.
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When you hit Enter and you’re screaming into the void because you’re now officially a tax form failure.
I just hit Enter and now I’m paying for my cousin’s trip to Brazil.
I hit Enter and my tax form said I have 10 kids and I don’t even have a kid.
I hit Enter and I’m now the most hated person in the IRS.
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