E-Pain

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E-Pain is when someone texts you like a beggar but blocks you when you try to talk to them on Twitter. It's like being ignored by a drunk kid at a party.
You text them 10 times and they don't reply. Then they tweet about their lunch. You die a little.
They send you a DM saying 'Hi' and then ignore you for a week. You feel like a dog who got left at the vet.
You're trying to explain your feelings and they post a meme about pizza. It's the worst.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This place is like a horror convention for writers who got kicked out of the main stage. It’s where the outcasts and the weirdos hang out and make you read their bad stories.
A guy wrote a story about a haunted toaster and got published here. You were there. You died a little.
They published a story about a ghost who hated glitter. You're still haunted by that.
A woman wrote about a haunted sock and it became a series. You’re not even mad anymore.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It’s like being in a room full of writers who all hate each other but still keep publishing each other’s bad books. It’s the literary version of a schoolyard fight.
One writer said another’s book was ‘a hot mess’ and then published their own ‘hot mess’ book. You’re confused.
They started a war over a typo in a book. You were in the middle of it.
A writer disowned their own book and then got a sequel published. You’re just tired.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This place is where writers go to get published by people who hate them. It's like a bad relationship but with books and insults.
One writer said another's story was 'so bad it made the ghost cry.' You were the ghost.
They published a story about a haunted sock and then a haunted sock sequel. You’re done.
A writer got disowned by their own book and then got a sequel. You're confused.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It’s like being part of a book club where everyone hates each other but still shows up every week to yell about bad writing.
They published a book about a haunted sock. You were in the sock.
They started a war over a typo. You were the typo.
One writer disowned their own book and got a sequel. You’re tired of that.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This is where the writers go when they get kicked out of the main horror scene. It's like a horror camp for the outcasts.
One writer wrote about a ghost who hated glitter and got published. You were the glitter.
They published a book about a haunted sock and a haunted sock sequel. You’re done.
A writer got disowned by their own book and then got a sequel. You’re confused.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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