e-ntroduction

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Getting shoved into a new person's face through a screen because your friend thinks you need to know them

My cousin sent me a DM: 'Hey, this is your new coworker. He's gonna be your problem.'

I got an email from my teacher: 'This is your new classmate. He's gonna be your problem.'

My friend FaceTimed me with a guy and said, 'This is your new roommate. He's gonna be your problem.'

When someone forces you to meet someone online like you're in a bad dating app and your friend is the matchmaker

My friend texted me: 'This is your new friend. He's gonna be your problem.'

I got a group chat message: 'This is your new classmate. He's gonna be your problem.'

My mom called me and said, 'This is your new neighbor. He's gonna be your problem.'

Getting tossed into a new person's life through a screen like you're the worst kind of side dish

My boss emailed me: 'This is your new teammate. He's gonna be your problem.'

I got a message from my friend: 'This is your new crush. He's gonna be your problem.'

My sister sent me a message: 'This is your new enemy. He's gonna be your problem.'

Being thrown into a new person's world through a screen like your friend thinks you're going to be the punchline of a joke

My friend called me and said: 'This is your new classmate. He's gonna be your problem.'

I got a text from my teacher: 'This is your new student. He's gonna be your problem.'

My cousin sent me a message: 'This is your new roommate. He's gonna be your problem.'

Getting dragged into meeting someone online like your friend thinks you're going to be the last person to suffer

My friend texted me: 'This is your new coworker. He's gonna be your problem.'

I got an email from my boss: 'This is your new teammate. He's gonna be your problem.'

My mom called me and said: 'This is your new neighbor. He's gonna be your problem.'