e-ntroduce

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To force two people to meet via e-mail, like they’re stuck in a bad Zoom call together.

My boss e-ntroduced me to the new intern. Now we’re both stuck in a meeting from hell.

She e-ntroduced me to her ex. Now I know why she hates Mondays.

He e-ntroduced me to his mom. I now know why he’s a shut-in.

When you send someone’s details to another person, but it feels like a betrayal.

My crush got e-ntroduced to my best friend. Now they’re dating and I’m stuck in the friend zone.

My teacher e-ntroduced me to the principal. Now I’m grounded for life.

My dad e-ntroduced me to his coworker. Now I have to fake a smile for 20 years.

To drop one person into another’s life like they’re a spam email no one wants.

My mom e-ntroduced me to her friend’s kid. Now I have to do math with a 10-year-old.

My friend e-ntroduced me to his uncle. Now I get weird calls every Sunday.

My teacher e-ntroduced me to the school bully. Now I have to fight every day.

When you send someone’s info to another person like it’s a death sentence.

My crush got e-ntroduced to my rival. Now they’re dating and I’m in the friend zone forever.

My dad e-ntroduced me to his boss. Now I have to do extra chores for life.

My teacher e-ntroduced me to the school nurse. Now I’m stuck in the health room every day.

To send someone’s info to another person, like you’re the worst matchmaker ever.

My crush got e-ntroduced to my enemy. Now they’re dating and I’m stuck in the friend zone.

My teacher e-ntroduced me to the school bully. Now I get beaten up every day.

My mom e-ntroduced me to her coworker’s kid. Now I have to do math with a 12-year-old.