Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to say hello in Portugal. It's like saying 'we're gonna be the best' but with less effort and more attitude.

E-nois, I'm here to fail and you're here to fail harder.

E-nois, I brought chips and a death wish.

E-nois, I'm gonna win this game and you're gonna cry about it.

2

A fancy way to say 'we're gonna be the best' but with more swearing and less class.

E-nois, I'm gonna beat you and your grandma.

E-nois, I'm coming for your lunch money.

E-nois, I'm the king of this classroom and you're my prisoner.

3

A way to greet someone that sounds like you're about to fight them and you're not lying.

E-nois, I'm gonna beat you up and take your snacks.

E-nois, I'm here to win and you're here to lose.

E-nois, I'm the best and you're just a sad kid.

4

A simple greeting from Portugal that sounds like you're ready to trash talk and trash everything.

E-nois, I'm gonna beat you and your whole family.

E-nois, I'm here to win and you're here to cry.

E-nois, I'm the best and you're just a dumb kid.

5

A greeting that sounds like you're already winning and you're not even trying.

E-nois, I'm the best and you're just a loser.

E-nois, I'm here to win and you're here to lose.

E-nois, I'm gonna beat you and your whole class.